merakieros:

That night the moon decided to peer through the open window down the road, she saw two lovers. She watched them, rolling in their sheets, kissing and licking. She heard their soft moans and the quiet whimpers that flowed from their lips. She smelled the union of sweat and rain, of sweet honey and wild spices and she smiled to herself; pleased, that one of her children had found his one, true love.

merakieros:

That night the moon decided to peer through the open window down the road, she saw two lovers. She watched them, rolling in their sheets, kissing and licking. She heard their soft moans and the quiet whimpers that flowed from their lips. She smelled the union of sweat and rain, of sweet honey and wild spices and she smiled to herself; pleased, that one of her children had found his one, true love.


lizwontcry:

Someone’s about to get bitch slapped.

lizwontcry:

Someone’s about to get bitch slapped.

(via sixxy-floyd)


TAG GAME: CHARACTERS WHO SHARE THE SAME PERSONALITY TYPE AS YOU

If you don’t know your personality type, take the test here.

Tagged by: Merakieros

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!

Type: INFP Variant: Turbulent Role: Diplomat

I feel SO HAPPY WITH THE CHARACTERS!!!  I MEAN I DIDN’T KNOW HOW GREAT I WAS!!! 


celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

(via sociopathic-shezza)



#2407 I bet Sam calls his penis the french fry.

#2407 I bet Sam calls his penis the french fry.


michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

(via tevaku)


titanianna:

carocuin replied to your post: “carocuin replied to your post: “carocuin replied to your photo: “I…”:
AHAHAHA NOO! SOMEONE ELSE STOLE THE SUNSHINE FROM BOTH OF US!!! I couldn’t even go to buy a (very necessary) lightbub!!! We totally need a sunshine detective!!!

Well, whoever stole our sunshine, I got it back :) It was sunny here again today! But I was totally not expecting it and got a super weird crescent moon shaped burn on my shoulder. -_-

I hope you got your (very necessary) lightbulb!

YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE SUNSHINE IS HERE NOW I’M SO HAPPY AAAHHH :D Uhg I hope your sunburn is better! c:!


donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

(via straightdating)


nothingidputbeforeyou:

Changing Channels with captions for the Wincest-impaired.

Suggested by Jennifer (sexkittensam). Hope you like it!! <3

Other captions: X

(via merakieros)


My being a fat woman does not mean:

fatshitcray:

whatistrueforme:

  • I am desperate.
  • That it takes less on your part to be romantic. 
  • That I will jump into bed with you because you “pity” me.
  • That I have to be attracted to you if you are attracted to me.

slow clap

(via chubby-bunnies)